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[Napalm Candy]

That's right! I want YOU for CMF because I already am one, and I want to donate to the server again (because I love it)! So, instead of just donating I figured why not make 2 (THAT'S RIGHT LADIES AND GENTLEMEN TWO) people's Taunt dreams come true!

So, if you qualify, feel free to fill out the form below. In exactly ONE month I will choose 2 winners. The first winner will be chosen personally by me based on how creative his/her response is to why they deserve to be a CMF. The second winner will be chosen by a random number generator to be fair

To qualify you must (1) fill out the form below completely, (2) not be a current CMF, (3) not be banned from the server, and (4) be able to follow the server and forum rules. [These qualifications are only subject to change upon admin request.] Prove to me that you read these rules and post my favorite color at the end of your form - the color is blurple (Google Image search "blurple car" it if you've never seen it).

Here's the form (remove everything after the colon on each line and fill it in with the correct info):

Your Steam Display Name: If you change it before the month ends, edit your post please
Your Steam ID [The series of numbers]: THIS ID MUST BE FULL AND CORRECT!
List 2 of Taunt's Rules: Show me you can navigate the forum and/or actually read the message that shows up before each game.
Why You Deserve to be a CMF: Please be as creative as possible. If you put something unoriginal you are automatically disqualified for the creativity part of the contest and auto entered into the random drawing. Also, follow the forum rules when posting.
Napalm's favorite color: Did you read the rules above? Then you'll know the answer!

Good luck!

Edit: Also, this thread is open to bumps and discussion

Edit 2: The length of the membership is 1 year (365 days)

Alright - after careful deliberation I've picked the first winner [for the Best Reason You Deserve CMF category]. First and foremost, each of your reasons were both valid and excellent - there were many truths, many interesting stories, and two extremely humorous entries that made me go WTF and re-read them, if only for the lulz. So thank you very much for entering and entertaining me

The winner of this segment is Emperor Laboosh!!! Congratulations, and thank you for an absolutely zany entry!

For the second segment, I'm going to use Gaiaonline's random number generator to choose who the second winner will be. Here are your "ticket" numbers, in order of your entry posts:

1. Luminareo
2. (bbϟ) [LiveBadAss] Plague
3. Lopsidedispol
4. BDW
5. TastefullyBlue
6. (SaxxyB) ProStickyJumper
7. (Radon) Gabbe™

Congratulations Lopsidedispol! The RNG decided that you should be the second prize winner

http://www.gaiaonlin...7855_1486/#1487

So, the full year CMF winners are Emperor Laboosh and Lopsidedispol!!! Congratulations!

But wait there's more 8D Since so few people entered I can easily provide 1 month membership for each of you (I've decided to include you too ChoZo, despite the fact you didn't fill out a form : PPP ). So that means you're all winners Welcome to the family everyone, and thank you so very much for entering ^____^

[Chozo]

Because Im too fucking lazy to do it myself

[(Radon) Major KB]

Let's see, I want to be CMF because..... because...... what were my reasons again? Oh wait that's right! 'Cause they are the best (expletive) group around!
Does that qualify me to recieve the CMF benefits?
Wait a moment

To qualify you must not be a current CMF.

DANG IT!
Oh well, it was worth a shot.

[Napalm Candy]

Lol Major xD

You can just use the expletive you know :PPP

And I thought you said you were going to get it Chozo?

[malicart]

I think chozo's signature gif should be considered an entry in itself...

[d0nk3y]

Do some text-spamming on the servers, as most of the people frequenting the forums are already CMFs

Very kind of you to do this. You have my +respect

[(Radon) Major KB]

Do some text-spamming on the servers, as most of the people frequenting the forums are already CMFs

Very kind of you to do this. You have my +respect

Same here so +rep.

[Humboldt]

Awesome contest. Support Taunt.

[shockwave]

So badass of you to do this.

[Luminareo]

Your Steam Display Name: Luminareo
Your Steam ID [The series of numbers]: http://steamcommunit...561198034344086
List 2 of Taunt's Rules: Mader says keep it clean, and keep it fun. <-- It takes willpower for me to keep from rick rolling you know.
Why You Deserve to be a CMF: I wouldn't say "deserve". I feel like I'm a fun player to have on the server; balanced class choices, teamplay. I can play rocket jump waltz on the piano. But most importantly I think it's because I have the highest taunter to tauntee ratio of these contestants. And isn't that what we do here? Taunt people?
Napalm's favorite color: Blurple. I myself prefer regular old purple.

[Napalm Candy]

Thank you for your submissions Alame and Luminario!

LOL Malicart xD It is a funny one

Thank you for your comments and support UV, Humbolt, Major and donkey! I appreciate it I love this server, and supporting such an enjoyable gaming community. I felt it would be best to give to others as well in the process, and maybe get others to donate too

I will definitely advertise when I play donkey! The forums need more users

[007becker]

...bump...

[Napalm Candy]

I completely forgot to add in how "much" membership the winners will recieve xD 1 year (Adds to the first post).

It was early in the morning when I posted that, so forgive me for missing such an important detail.

[007becker]

...bump...

[Napalm Candy]

Your signature is so creepy Becker xD

[(Radon) Major KB]

Your signature is so creepy Becker xD

It's Becker, what did you expect? Dancing unicorns?

[rajak]

Do some text-spamming on the servers, as most of the people frequenting the forums are already CMFs

Maybe add a link to this thread in the motd?

[Emperor Laboosh]

What's up! I discovered taunt today and i canceled with my best friend to watch the Animated Green Latern movie to fill this out. KILAWOG can wait!

Your Steam Display Name: Emperor Laboosh
Your Steam ID [The series of numbers]: STEAM_0:1:32569065
List 2 of Taunt's Rules: "Don't be a dick" and "keep it clean"
Why You Deserve to be a CMF: My favorite movies include: Last Action Hero, Over The top, Terminator 2, TMNT: Secret of the ooze and finally, Aladdin. I keep it mixed up, just like my classes and dog breeds. I have a mustache. i know how to use Nunchucks. I once killed a man with a knife,TWICE! My life is tf2 and imma make it rain fun for everyone. Oh, i also am purchasing a fireball yoyo that sleeps. You can barrow it on the weekends.
A Haiku:
Blue team sleeps all day
I climb in through window seal
TIME TO EAT SANDVICH!
Napalm's favorite color: That bmw's like, WHOA! BLACK AND PURPLE????? NAH! It's got some green in there too! With some blue neon lights under the car?! NARNIA!
-LABOOSH!

[malicart]

Oh, i also am purchasing a fireball yoyo that sleeps. You can barrow it on the weekends.

People are sooooo gonna take you up on this if you win.

[Emperor Laboosh]

People are sooooo gonna take you up on this if you win.

It's not all about hats anymore....YOYO FORTRESS 2! A no Brain-er!

[(Radon) Major KB]

It's not all about hats anymore....YOYO FORTRESS 2! A no Brain-er!

It had better be a no brainer, cause otherwise malicart wouldn't be able to play!

[Emperor Laboosh]

Oh snap! It's a YO-OFF!

[Chozo]

And I thought you said you were going to get it Chozo?

Because Im too fucking lazy to do it myself

[malicart]

It had better be a no brainer, cause otherwise malicart wouldn't be able to play!

Why doth you wound me so?

[(Radon) Major KB]

Why doth you wound me so?

'Cause..... 'cause.... what was my reason again? .... OH yeah! 'Cause it can be funny! And since I didn't think you would get it unless I explained it.

[malicart]

LOL I think you switched out your serious gun for the jerk one

[Shaka]

Meh, It's like nobody wanna be a CMF. I only see 3 participants

[malicart]

I think the visibility isn't there, we have lots of people on the servers who have never been here. I saw suggestions regarding the MOTD, did that get changed? Maybe link to the forum from the Become a CMF page?

[007becker]

Shaka....You can apply...we would love for you to be there more so i can stab hug you...

[Sn❅wflake]

Paying for someone to be a VIP is nice of you, Napalm.