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If I hear complaints about you harassing people to the point that they leave the server...

July 19, 2014 - 06:41 AM

"If I hear complaints about you harassing people to the point that they leave the server expect reprocussions."-Humboldt, on 14 Jul 2013 - 5:00 PM
I like taunt servers. I have enjoyed and will continue to enjoy the hour or two I play on the server every other night. I have a good time telling kids to put their dicks onto carts.
That said these forums and by extension the community beyond the 30 players in-game are toxic.
I know many of you will just post a gif and laugh and move on but I figured I would do a proper post detailing why I am giving up on the taunt community.
When I first joined I was light humored and not a pot stirrer. Then some post came about complaining a bout Stim and after I voiced my honest opinion as a new community member all i saw was garbage out of "admins" and the community.
Back then I laughed with shadow and dicky about how fucking terrible you all were. We even joked about how easy it would be to get admin here.
I started to respond and poke and prod at the problem I saw with very targeted replies and threads that are not totally outside what admins have posted and defended. Then at some awful point I actually came to like the community and wanted the admins to do better.
Very recently I was so surprised. We made it. You guys actually pulled most of your shit together. We did 3 serious topics with almost all the admins not pissing them selves at a chance to shit post. It happened and I bet you all didn't even notice.

A thread about 2fort. 2fort. had serious discussion and only 2 gifs inside decent posts were had.

Then we had a thread about acceptable words and that made it though with only 3 shitposts(2 were admins).

Finally we had that jambster thread where we only had 2 shit posts from admins one was even after it got locked.


This is leaps and bounds better than what used to happen and is totally fixable when those who slipped up are told to get in line.

Good forum posts, solid discussion, admins and community members not being fucking dumb. We made it. A community that people might actually like and engage with.
That brings us to my most recent gif thread.

It was made with the intent to dick about and post stupid gifs and what happened? Shit posts.

People are so trigged they cannot even do what they love doing: Posting gifs.

Shit posts and then a good discussion popped up and was deleted. With the same worthless admins posting after it was closed to demonstrate they have learned nothing.
Well you almost made it.
If I cannot post a stupid thread for gifs with out admins falling over themselves to shit post and be downright abusive why am I here?
 I didn't have a good answer either.


Kill yourself kowegi.
Slam's crying at me because he thinks I am going to get banned from the forums. So I'll take a moment and explain why Kowegi should Kill him self. He is a worthless cunt being negative in slam's and my little thread to kill time and generate more GIF posts. Forums are pretty dry and boring and we attempt to bring people together in bullshit posts. So Kowegi can go suck on a barrel while we have our fun.
-Posted by Squiggletits on August 27, 2013 - 11:50 PM in The Barnyard


What if I told you guys that Squiggletits' forum account is actually a proxy account that a certain group of individuals use to say ridiculous things.

-Slamjunk, on 09 Oct 2013 - 03:18 AM, said:

Its true. I am not even a real person. I am just most of [18+]'s rage, hate, and opinions actualized into a single account.
-Posted by Squiggletits on October 09, 2013 - 10:18 AM in General Discussion



Ceres, on 31 Oct 2013 - 5:46 PM, said:

    But have you seen beerbowl and cashworks played during the day? You're ignoring perfectly reasoned points being made.

Sorry Ceres I made the topic so It has to be shit on by at least 3 admins for no particular reason. Another should be along soon enough and I've got my money on a bit of a darkhorse, maffers.
- Posted by Squiggletits October 31, 2013 - 05:51 PM


Does and Don'ts of Posting on Taunt

July 13, 2014 - 01:15 PM

It seems like some of you have forgotten what the forums are for. That's okay, I understand, there's a lot of different sub-forums and things get confusing so, I've created a little guide for acceptable forum posts:



Welcome/say your goodbyes to a new/leaving community member.

Report Hackers/Abusers

Suggest things that will never happen or be added to the server

Praise Inf




Talk shit about the differently abled who enjoy 2fort

Tell somebody to play in traffic

Complain about jambster

Mention Haytil

Question Dicktatorsaurus

Have fun.


You know what from now on only post in Friendly MLP Gif or Picture format.


Pretty small list there. But, don't worry, I think we can all do it. Together.



Inf kicked me because "18+ doesn't like you" #literallydicky

July 03, 2014 - 02:25 PM

Inf has gotten all sassy since the benevolent overdino has been put in charge.


While I welcome the glorious dicktatorsaurus I am not prepared for this changed inf.

His relaxed and non-committal attitude scares me and I worry about what he will do to us now that all responsibility and blame is shirked off to someone else.



Honest 2fort complaint

June 11, 2014 - 09:31 AM

This is not a shit post. Please keep your 2fort erections as hidden as you can.



Why was 2fort changed to 10caps?


I believe one of the reasons taunt 2fort does so well is the cap limit. It allows players to experience and enjoy 2fort as any class they want for longer than 5 minutes at a time.


2fort is a very simple map that is totally ruined by people who don't "get it" and cap nonstop when the other team doesn't turtle up or run 3 engie nonstop. Putting a low cap limit (Id say under 100) forces teams to run at least one engineer and that is too hard for 2forters. Once you engie up you are forced to stay engie and wait just so the rest of your team can go have fun.


Please raise the cap limit enough so people who play capture the hard-on scouts will be discouraged enough to actually PLAY the game.





An anecdote about this.

When you try to seed the server (which honestly is not too hard to do) and it is 1v1. The first 2 people to join will go scout first 99% of the time because they think they can 3cap it and "win".


Some people think 2fort is a real map and they have to "win it". There needs to be a way to teach people that 2fort isn't about that life and to just have fun and taunt other people.

Dear Adminasaurus Rex

June 03, 2014 - 08:43 AM

How did you become the superior dino? I saw that Infceratops got caught in tar pit and named you most incharge of the extinct dinosaurs. How could this happen and what will be your first edict? I for one praise you as our new endothermic oppressor of the proletariat.